alkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right, it's a fanny pack, bitches!
Hot pink and it matches my britches!
You're thinking "That guy is insane!"
"Damn, What's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away
My fanny pack
My fanny pack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good everyday
It holds me tight and keeps the Bogeyman away
You can't mess with my fanny pack
I'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch you back
Packs more than a backpack
One time I looked inside and I found an iMac
Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and this guy
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my twenty-pound fanny pack (Yeah!)
And I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite
Makes great gifts for the holidays
My dick in a pack, baby
If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack
What's this? It's a midget in my fanny pack!
Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right, it's a fanny pack, bitches!
Hot pink and it matches my britches!
You're thinking "That guy is insane!"
"Damn, What's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away
My fanny pack
My fanny pack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good everyday
It holds me tight and keeps the Bogeyman away
You can't mess with my fanny pack
I'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch you back
Packs more than a backpack
One time I looked inside and I found an iMac
Only tough guys wear fanny packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and this guy
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my twenty-pound fanny pack (Yeah!)
And I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite
Makes great gifts for the holidays
My dick in a pack, baby
If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack
What's this? It's a midget in my fanny pack!
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