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Rhythm	9.7
Melody	9.8
Instruments	9.7
Lyrics	10.0
Vocal	9.8
This song has been reviewed 12 times. Overall score for this song, 9.8.

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Something Corporate - iF yoU C Jordan Lyrics

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Song details
Title	iF yoU C Jordan
Artist	Something Corporate
Album	Leaving Through the Window (2002) , Track 4 , Audioboxer (2001) , Track 2 , Galaxy Sessions (2001) , Track 3 , Live At Fillmore Theatre (2003) , Track 7
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Song lyrics

Send "iF yoU C Jordan" ringtones to your cell

I have a story, a bitter anthem for everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me and that's a solid fact
They say he’s hunting me and as you see I'm all swelled up with fear
Cause I can't get him off my back

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan
He makes me sick 
He makes me sick 
High school's over
High school's over 
And you still won't quit

You tried to fight me down at Tyler's Beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and said to yell at you like I do at all the girls
Then you drove home real quick
Did you make it in time to masturbate?
There's one too many of you in this world

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan
He makes me sick 
He makes me sick 
High school's over
High school's over 
And you still won't quit

You say its chivalry, well its jealousy that led us to this song
Won't play it often just at least until you're gone
You'll stop at nothing but the real thing and everything up to that's pretend
You tried to brainwash all my friends

If you see Jordan
If you see Jordan
He makes me sick 
He makes me sick 
High school's over
High school's over 
And you still won't quit

F*** you, Jordan
F*** you, Jordan 
You make me sick
You make me sick
High school's over
High school's over
I don't care if you dye your hair
You'll always be a little redhead b****

Send "iF yoU C Jordan" ringtones to your cell

lyrics submitted by Bill Bagley

lyrics corrected by Nick on 11-02-2005

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27-04-2004 21:13 Amythest
5,464 posts	it's so juvelinile and childish..i like it!
18-05-2004 21:32 sugarcult_chick
75 posts	lol yeah one of my best friends in jordan and we LOVE singing this song. its great. my fave line is "i dont care if u dye your hair you'll always be a little red head bitch" haha GREAT song
24-05-2004 22:53 Bronwen
47 posts	This song would be amazing and hilarious. but my boyfriends name is jordan.
30-05-2004 17:08 RuthLeSs_EmO
6 posts	first of all, i love something corporate...there music is awesome and there all so hott!..any-hoo, really like this song, and which makes it so much better is that my 'best friend' her bf's name is jordan and i hate him. . so it's just cool..lol.
25-06-2004 02:06 HappyBunnyFan
63 posts	I love this song and I know a person named Jordan but in the beginning of the year I hated him and he wouldnt tell anyone his name so I called him Opie.....
06-07-2004 04:59 BlinkIStheBest1
13 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I love this song. I know 6 people named jordon. Too bad none have red hair....But thats not the point. The song is awesome. Favorite one of theirs.
15-07-2004 15:49 Babillo
72 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Dude this song is cool!!! I don't care if you dye your hair, You'll always be a little redhead bitch That part is awesome! ANd then me bangs on the piano at the end is really cool! Charlie I love you! We havent seen each other in a long time, I hope you still love me too.
16-07-2004 05:24 Despaired_Star
60 posts	haha this song never fails to make me smile.
18-07-2004 13:52 amore34
41 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal i totally agree with Despaired Star. it's so catchy and you can't NOT sing with Andrew. Doesn't everone know a kid like Jordan that they want to piss off with a song?
21-07-2004 19:58 Davids_Bitch
2 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal I love this song! so very funny and i hate a red head bitch...but her name isn't Jordan. This video is cool too! The Shermanator plays Jordan in the video! One of the best from Something Corporate.
21-07-2004 20:40 Oxymoronic
225 posts	I like this song, and I like the video...but, unfortunately...I don't know anyone named Jordan.
22-07-2004 21:00 Kellis728
9 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal In this case, i dont think you have to know someone named Jordan to be able to relate to this song. Jordan doesn't have to be a specific person...Jordan is like the kid in your gym class that always showed off and made fun of you. He's like that kid from high school who had the huge ego. Trust me, everyone knows a "Jordan".
23-07-2004 03:38 crazy_magz
5 posts	I really like this song a lot, i remember the first time i heard it, i was with my sister driving home from school, and i just laughted the whole time and theres this girl in my class, and shes really b!tchy and in elementary she used to tease me and just make up crap to get me in trouble, and it worked and i really think that this is a song that i would sing to her, i hate her fricken guts. but this is a really great song and i lke the video too, andrew is sooo cute i love it!!!!!!
23-07-2004 04:02 swetkatastrophe
21 posts	hmm it must be something with the name jordan. i mean honestly.. almost everyone can relate that song to someone with the name. yea for pent up highschool frusteration towards some kid turning out to be a fun song to rawk out too! woooo
23-07-2004 04:33 LTiSLiKeWoAH
46 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal i love this song and i know a guy (jordan) lol and hes pretty much like the jordan in the song and hes a redhead too creeeeepy huh
03-08-2004 18:58 jessica_55
2 posts	I'm new to the hole SoCo thing...my friend is getting me into it and one day she played the song "If yoU C joradan and i thought it was hilarious. So i have to say that its my favorite song from them and i hope they come out with some more like it.
22-08-2004 22:03 quietxviolence
39 posts	ahh the epitome of the f--- you song. so great...
26-10-2004 02:05 mikeeg85
4 posts	i love the video for this song, its great....
07-11-2004 04:45 leahbaneah
1 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal anyone ever notice that in the cd booklet where the lyrics are its 'iF yoU C Jordan' maybe the song isnt about a kid named jordan, but rather a kid named CJ....FU CJ? perhaps. either way its an awesome song <3
11-11-2004 16:56 rainbowsprinkle
36 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal Oh, god. I love this song. My friends and I know this dude named Jordan Roberts and we absolutely hate him . We love this song, along with Something Corporate. SC is great. But whenever we see the shit-faced Jordan kid, we start to hum "If You C Jordan". It is hilarious . Great song overall!
23-11-2004 03:44 WSoco
10 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal My Ex is named Jordan....hes like the perfect jordan their singing about minus the red hair. I love this song..
08-12-2004 21:40 Billa_Bong
7 posts	Haha, this song is soo great! Its so funny especially if you know a person named Jordan that you dont like! Haha! Thats awesome
18-12-2004 18:21 Mentalwarfare
301 posts	Awsome song deffinatley one of their best
19-12-2004 18:14 ashamaly
12 posts	rhythm melody instruments lyrics vocal i love this song.... the kid i like is named jordan though Something Corporate rocks
17-02-2005 02:46 DejaEntendu04
103 posts	There is this kid, Jordan, That i hate with a passion. And i swear, next time i see him i will bash his face in. Needless to say. i love this song