South Park (Related Recordings) - Kenny & Mr. Hankey - The Most Offensive Song Ever Lyrics

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Howdy-ho 
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared 
He said "You are to be the Virgin Mother" 
But Mary thought that was weird 

Mary said, "I'm not a virgin, I blew a guy last year." 
But then Gabriel said to Mary, "My child have no fear 

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want, 
And still be a virgin, Mary! 

You can suck all the dick you want, 
And still not be considered flawed 

Although you went to town and sucked some semen down. 
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God 

There's was no room at the inn when Mary and Joseph did arrive 
But they were so very tired you see 
And Mary had to offer a bribe 

Since she had no money 
How would she pay for a place to sleep? 
Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep 

Cause you can suck all the dick you want, 
And still be a virgin, Mary! 

You can suck all the dick you want, 
And still be the Mother of Christ 

If there's no room at the inn, then it's not considered a sin 
To suck some dick to get a room for the night 

Then three wise men did appear, bearing gifts of myrth and such 
They said that they had followed a star and missed a woman's touch 
Mary thought she might pleasure them, but could not take them to bed 

But again, Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said 

You can suck all the dick you want, 
And still be a virgin, Mary! 

You can suck all dick you want, 
Every one in the nation 

Fellatio ain't no sin. Go on and blow those Three Wise Men 
And you'll still be a virgin 
'Cause there was no penetration 

So, you can suck all the dick you want 
And still be a virgin, Mary! 

The donkey and the ox and the lambs 
And even the little drummer boy 

People will remember your name quick 
They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a good dick!" 
'Cause sucking dick 
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!! 

'Cause sucking dick 
Brings peace on Earth and Joy!! 

Mary, Mary, suck that dick

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lyrics submitted by rikemansbarn
lyrics corrected by Ingen on 23-12-2006