Sweeney Todd - Pirelli's Miracle Elixir (2007) Lyrics

Complimentary "Pirelli's Miracle Elixir (2007)" Ringtone

Performed by:

Toby (Edward 'Ed' Sanders)
Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) 
Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter)

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Toby: 		Ladies and gentlemen! 
		May I have your attention, perlease? 
		Do you wake every morning in shame and despair 
		To discover your pillow is covered with hair
		Wot ought not to be there?
	
		Well, ladies and gentlemen
		From now on you can waken at ease 
		You need never again have a worry or care 
		I will show you a miracle marvelous rare

		Gentlemen, you are about to see 
                                Something wot rose from the dead--
		On the top of my head! 

		T’was Pirelli’s 
                                Miracle Elixir 
		That’s wot did the trick, sir 
		True, sir, true 

		Was it quick, sir? 
                                Did it in a tick, sir
		Just like an elixir 
                                Ought to do! 

		How about a bottle, mister? 
		Only costs a penny, guaranteed 

		Does Pirelli’s 
                                Stimulate the growth, sir? 
		You can have my oath, sir 
		’Tis unique 

		Rub a minute-- 
		Stimulatin’ i’n’ it? 
		Soon you’ll have to thin it 
                                Once a week! 

Sweeney Todd: 	Pardon me, ma’am, what’s that awful stench? 

Mrs. Lovett: 	Are we standing near an open trench?
        
	[Simultaneously:]	

		         Mrs. Lovett:	   Pardon me, sir, what’s that awful stench?
		
		         Sweeney Todd:	   Must be standing near an open trench!

Toby: 		Buy Pirelli’s 
                                Miracle Elixir 
		Anything wot’s slick, sir 
		Soon sprouts curls

		Try Pirelli’s! 
		When they see how thick, sir 
		You can have your pick, sir 
		Of the girls! 

		Wanna buy a bottle, missus? 

Sweeney Todd: 	What is this? 

Mrs. Lovett: 	What is this? 

Sweeney Todd: 	Smells like piss 

Mrs. Lovett: 	Smells like-- phew! 

Sweeney Todd: 	Looks like piss 

Mrs. Lovett: 	Wouldn’t touch it if I was you, dear 

Sweeney Todd: 	This is piss
		Piss with ink 

Toby: 		Let Pirelli’s 
                                Miracle Elixir
                                Activate your roots, sir--

Sweeney Todd: 	Keep it off your boots, sir-- 
		Eats right through

Toby: 		Yes, get Pirelli’s! 
		Use a bottle of it!
		Ladies seem to love it--

Mrs. Lovett: 	Flies do, too! 

Complimentary "Pirelli's Miracle Elixir (2007)" Ringtone

lyrics submitted by BEPlover32 & wrigleysgurl200 on 07-01-2008
lyrics corrected by Jess Keko ~ Moderator on 24-02-2008