Sweeney Todd - The Worst Pies In London (2007) Lyrics

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Performed by:

Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter)

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Mrs. Lovett: 	[Gasp] 
		“A customer!” 

		Wait! 
		What’s yer rush? 
		What’s yer hurry? 
		You gave me such a-- fright!
		I thought you was a ghost 
		Half a minute, can’tcher? Sit!
		Sit ye down! Sit! 
		All I meant is that I haven’t seen a customer for weeks 

		Did you come in for a pie, sir? 
		Do forgive me if me head’s a little vague-- 

		What is that? 

		But you'd think we’d had the plague 
		From the way that people
		Keep avoidin’-- 

		No you don’t!
	
		Heaven knows I try, sir! 
		But there’s no one comes in even to inhale 
		Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale? 
		Mind you, I can hardly blame them 

		These are probably the worst pies in London 
		I know why nobody cares to take them 
		I should know - I make ’em 
		But good? No! 
		The worst pies in London
		Even that’s polite 
		The worst pies in London 
		If you doubt it, take a bite-- 

		Is that just disgusting? 
		You have to concede it 
		It’s nothing but crusting 
		Here drink this, you’ll need it 
		The worst pies in London

		And no wonder with the price of meat 
		What it is 
		When you get it 
		Never 
		Thought I’d live to see the day 
		Men’d think it was a treat 
		Finding poor 
		Animals 
		Wot are dyin’ in the street

		Mrs. Moony has a pie shop 
		Does a business, but I notice somethin’ weird-- 
		Lately all her neighbour’s cats have disappeared
		Have to hand it to her 
		Wot I calls 
		Enterprise 
		Poppin’ pussies into pies

		Wouldn’t do in my shop 
		Just the thought of it’s enough to make you sick 
		And I’m telling you them pussy cats is quick 
		No denyin’ times is hard, sir 

		Even harder than the worst pies in London
		Only lard and nothing more 
		Is that just revolting? 
		All greasy and gritty 
		It looks like it’s molting 
		And tastes like-- well, pity 
		A woman alone 
		With limited wind 
		And the worst pies in London!

		Ah, sir
		Times is hard 
		Times is hard

Complimentary "The Worst Pies In London (2007)" Ringtone

lyrics submitted by wrigleysgurl200 on 08-01-2008
lyrics corrected by Sam on 14-02-2008