Tenacious D - Cosmic Shame (Show) Lyrics

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So, uh, If I was gonna just one thing to ya'll tonight,
I'd say set the artist free.
I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free!
Im sayin': Quit your day job.
Now I know alot of you people here are sayin':
"I cant quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack."
Quit your day job.
Focus on your craft,
one time, before its all over, 
you've died, you've squandered it.
Ya fuckin' robots!

Now after a couple of years,
of you focusing earnistly on your craft,
KG and I will swoop in,
we will check out your progress,
and we will encourage you to continue;
Or we will say stop,
and then seriously you must stop,
or penalties will be created and inforced.
Cause listen, this is the problem:

Sometimes you follow your heart,
Sometimes your heart cuts a fart, (fart sound)
That's the cosmic shame.
That's the cosmic shame.
And I know what you are saying now:
"What makes you guys so fuckin' good?"
I don't fuckin know, and I dont like it!
I stay up going fuh-uh-uh-uck
Why cant everybody fuckin' have it?
cause this is the thing:
some people learn it on the streets,
some people learn it in the schools.
Me and KG we were fuckin' born with it homes.
Cause check it out:

(freestyle)

That shit came of the top of my fuckin head ya'll
Off top his head ya'll, why?
Off top his head ya'll, why?
Off top his head ya'll, why?

It's a cosmic shame!

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lyrics submitted by Benny 2k3
lyrics corrected by Lee