Tenacious D - Dear Penis Lyrics

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Dear penis 
I don't think I like you anymore 
You used to watch me shave 
Now all you do is stare at the floor 
Ohh, Dear penis 
I dont like you anymore 

It used to be you and me 
A papertowel and a dirty magazine 
That's all we needed to be getting by 
Now it seems things have changed 
And I think that you're the one to blame 
Dear penis 
I don't think I like you anymore 

He sings: 

Dear Rodney 
I don't think I like you anymore 
'Cause when you get to drinking 
You put me places I've never been before 
Dear Rodney 
I don't like you anymore 

Why can't we just get a grip
 on our man to hand relationship 
Come to terms truly how we feel 
If we put our heads together 
We just stay home forever 
Dear penis I think I like you after all

Oh and Rodney 
While you're shaving, shave my balls 

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lyrics submitted on 12-12-2004
lyrics corrected on 12-12-2004