"Wonderboy" Lyrics

High above the mucky-muck
castle made of clouds.
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say
when you're high above the mucky-muck... Yeaaah! Yeah!

Wonderboy!
What is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy!
Won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck, now?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
with powers comparable to WONDERBOY!

What powers you ask?
I dunno.. how about the power of flight,
That do anything for ya?
It's levitation, Holmes.
How about the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away,
With MIND bullets?!?
That's telekenisis Kyle
How about the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman
Rigga Goo-goo, Rigga Goo-Goo ga
A secret to be told
A gold chest to be bold!
And Blasting forth with three-part harmony!
Go!

Wonderboy!
What is the secret of your power?
WonderBoy!
Won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck, man?

Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
They formed a band
The likes of which have never been seen!
And they call themselves Tenacious D
That's right
ME!
and KG! (That's me)
We're, now-ow
Tenaaaacious D!
Come fly with me!
Fly!

Wonderboy!
What is the secret of your power?
WonderBoy!
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, man?

Oh, Take my hand, Young Nasty man, and we'll fly.

Bring out your broad sword. There's the hydra.
Slice his throat and grab his scrote.
You take the high road.
I'll take the low.
There!!! The crevasse!
Fill it!
With your mighty douche!