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Song score
Rhythm 8.7
Melody 8.7
Instruments 8.7
Lyrics 9.3
Vocal 10.0
This song has been reviewed 3 times. Overall score for this song, 9.1.
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The Matches - Jack Slap Cheer Lyrics

Song details
TitleJack Slap Cheer
ArtistThe Matches
AlbumE. Von Dahl Killed The Locals (2004) , Track 9
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Song lyrics
Conversations with my bathroom mirror 
Are never the same as when your standing here 
I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier 
That teenage wasteland 
So begins the jack slap cheer 
(one, two, three, four) 

Your mom ain't home 
She's out stripping for your education 
Your dad's out marchin' for the NRA 
(the NRA) 
I'm so damn bored, I'm crawling out of my skin 
The devil's got more room to play 

This town gets so boring 
(nananananananananana) 
When you're not scoring 
(nananananananananana) 
It gets so boring yet you live right up the street 
16 summers let's make one complete 

(We're all) 
We're all jack slaps here 
(Jack slaps) 
Jack slaps with jack slap fears 
(All lost) 
All lost on the same frontier 
So face the facts and sing the cheer 
(one, two, three, four) 

Your dad stepped out 
He's point zero nine and on the highway 
Speakers blown but he still sings aloud 
(Sings aloud) 
Just tryin to get some, some satisfaction 
Bring me home don't send me home 

This town gets so boring 
(nananananananananana) 
When you're not scoring 
(nananananananananana) 
It gets so boring yet you live right up the street 
16 summers let's make one complete 

This town gets boring 
(nananananananananana) 
When your not scoring 
(nananananananananana) (4x) 
(All jack slaps here) 
(Jack slaps with jack slaps fear) 
(All lost on the same frontier) 
Face the facts sing the cheer 

This town gets so boring 
(nananananananananana) 
When you're not scoring 
(nananananananananana) 
It gets so boring yet you live right up the street 
16 summers let's make one complete
lyrics submitted by kendra
lyrics corrected by Clairese on 30-10-2005




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26-08-2004 07:37emo_is_awesome is offline emo_is_awesome 

42 posts
the beginning is priceless. who stutters the first words to a song? the matches, that's who. but this town is quite boring when you're not scoring.
07-10-2004 01:45screamo is offline screamo 

61 posts
"your moms not home, shes out stripping for your education, and dads out marching for the NRA..." One of the best sing-along songs of the cd
14-12-2004 04:46undocumented78 is offline undocumented78 

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good song. fun too sing too. there is stuff rong with this copy of the lyrics tho.
23-02-2005 08:15msbrightside is offline msbrightside 

273 posts
Oh my goodness. This song bothers me...but that's cool. Whatever.
18-05-2005 01:55cairowinters is offline cairowinters 


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Haha, I love this. Love the vocalist - he's got a unique style! And this is a great song to sing along to.
17-06-2005 15:25gucylucy is offline gucylucy 

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i was really happy that these guys were written about in rolling stone or else i probably never would have heard of them. and i love how catchy this song is. when i first hear the cd i listenend to it on repeat like 10 times.

but i do that with all the songs i really like


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