"How Low" Lyrics

Yo, so I'm gonna rap really fast in this rap today
Because rapping really fast makes you sound like a really good rapper
Even though you suck
So embrace yourselves for a really fast rap that makes no sense at all
Let's do this

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go

I can't go really low 'cause I ain't a pro and I love to play with my toe
My pants are way to tight, if I go to low I might even cause a fright
I'm not gonna lie, just kill the fly
I'm a secret spy who loves to bake pies
I'm really in the mood for some chicken thighs

How low can you go

Once upon a time I went to burger king so I made myself a really big ring
'Cause I like to wear lots of bling when I go outside to play ping pong
I bought a new remote controller I am an amazing bowler
And I like polar bears
They're pretty awesome

I can't go really low but I like to blow bubbles with my Bendy straw
I bought a saw to cut down trees I was about to sneeze
So Instead I cut the cheese
Oh, man, I found a can, let's change our names to Ann
And go outside and tan our buts off
Word

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go

This song
Makes no sense at all
So I bought a ball
I'm gonna stop singing now
And continue to rap really fast ok
Santa Claus

I'm the burger king, I like to sing about the spring
And how lovely fried chicken tastes when inside a mayonnaise
I love to eat meat, but I never cheat cheat
Look at my arm, I just drew a farm

I really like to stare at light bulbes
When they are really bright and shiny
'Cause they make my head real tiny
I turned my cat into a water bottle

People say I'm really weird
So I'm gonna grow a beard
Maybe that will change thier mind
Or else I'm gonna buy some blinds

This is my rubiks cube her name is Fran, but she acts like a man
I bought myself a weightset just to look fancy
I've never been on steroids but thanks for Asking anyway
This is my cookie and I like to stare out windows

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go

How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go
How low can you go

Cut it, hold on, why are we talking about this
Why do we care about how low we can go
This song is not even about going low
It's about cats and water bottles
Polar bears and bendy straws
Cookies and meat
Come on, guys, let's be serious now

Seriousness is really boring
Look I'm already snoring
Let's just end this song right here
'Cause I'm turnig into a really big turtle