"The Rubik's Cube Rap" Lyrics

This is my rubik's cube
His name is Jamal
He's very colorful
And has 6 unique sides

He's getting really old
'Cause he's starting to peel
But that doesn't matter
I have another one

This is Fran
She's a 4 by 4
She's a little bit bigger
But not as big as Reptar
Sometimes they both fight
So I have to break it up

But that's not so important
Hey, look a banana
I can solve Jamal
In a matter of seconds

But I never solved Fran
She's a 4 by 4
I only solved on side
But that never will count

I guess I have to say
This is my Rubik's
Cube

Blue side
Red side
Yellow side
Green side
White side
Orange side
This is mu Rubik's cube

Mix it all up
And I'll solve it again
Just don't mess me up
I'll get really mad

Two plus three equals
Rubik's cube
You got to be smart to solve the Rubik's cube
But if you get mad and throw my Rubik's cube
You most likely will shatter my life

If you call me a cheater
Then you probably do not know
That I can solve the Rubik's cube right infront of you
Give me 28 seconds and the cube will be solved

Don't believe me, what now
When I'm bored, I go and solve my Rubik's cube
It's the best thing in the whole entire world

Turning each side until you get a color
It's loads of fun for only a dollar
It's the funnest thing that you will ever do

It's even more fun than tying your shoe
I sometimes like to play with this green bouncy ball

Bouncy ball or Rubik's cube
My bouncy ball is green

They say if you could solve any type of Rubik's cube
You're considered to be a smart person

I think I'm smart in school
But my grades do not agree
But when I found my Rubik's cube
My smartness came to life

Blue side
Red side
Yellow side
Green side
White side
Orange side
This is mu Rubik's cube

Mix it all up
And I'll solve it again
Just don't mess me up
I'll get really mad

Two plus three equals
Rubik's cube
You got to be smart to solve the Rubik's cube
But if you get mad and throw my Rubik's cube
You most likely will shatter my life

So now that you've learned about Fran and Jamal
You now know my whole life story about Rubik's cubes

I really recommend going out and getting one
Once you learn it, you'll get addicted and have lots of fun

A Rubik's cube is like a dog
You got to take care of it
But you could also have lots of fun with it too

Just remember one thing
Go solve your Rubik's cube
'Cause if Arnold can do it
So can you

Blue side
Red side
Yellow side
Green side
White side
Orange side
This is mu Rubik's cube

Mix it all up
And I'll solve it again
Just don't mess me up
I'll get really mad

Two plus three equals
Rubik's cube
You got to be smart to solve the Rubik's cube
But if you get mad and throw my Rubik's cube
I will go to the jungle and kidnap a gorilla