"Jalapeño" Lyrics

Walked into my kitchen with a helmet on.
I wanted to bake a cake but I don't know how.
Through in the laundry, so I could wash my clothes.
I tried to fit inside, but im waty to big.
You know that I could eat a cow cause I am really hungry right now.
But something else just caught my eye, and it's calling my name.
Good-bye!
I wanna eat
I wanna eat
a jalapeño!
I wanna smell
I wanna smell
a jalapeño!
I wanna touch, I wanna fart and take a picture just for fun!
I wanna eat
I wanna eat
a jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
I look really creepy with these glasses on.
They make my eyes look big, but they're really small.
I like Turkey, with some gravy on the side.
Plus I think Lady Gaga is a scary monster.
You know that I could eat a cow cause I am really hungry right now.
But something else just caught my eye, and it's calling my name.
Good-bye!
I wanna eat
I wanna eat
a jalapeño!
I wanna smell
I wanna smell
a jalapeño!
I wanna touch, I wanna fart and take a picture just for fun!
I wanna eat
I wanna eat
a jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!

SAID: I LIKE JALAPEñOS CAUSE THEY TASTE GOOD.
DO YOU LIKE JALAPEñOS? I THINK YOU SHOULD.

What do you think you're looking at bud?
Don't look at me cause I'm really tough!
I will kick you cause you're just a peice of plastic.
Turn around creep you look like an alien.
I dont care what you say.
You're a creep
I'm a sheep.
Go to sleep.
I'm a beep, watch me!

SAID: HEY WHATS UP EVERYONE? (beep)
SEE I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING BAD I'M JUST ALLOWED TO DO THAT.

I wanna eat
I wanna eat
a jalapeño!
I wanna smell
I wanna smell
a jalapeño!
I wanna touch, I wanna fart and take a picture just for fun!
I wanna eat
I wanna eat
a jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!
jala-jalapeño!