Tom Green - The Bum Bum Song Lyrics

my bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
my bum is on the rail!

My bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man!

My bum is on the step
Bum is on the step
dont fall down the steps you might hurt your bum
and thats not very fun if you fall down and hurt your bum
i like to put my bum on things, its fun for everyone

My bum is on the Chees
Bum is on the Cheese
if i get lucky ill get a disease
my bum is on the swedish swedish swedish swedish

My bum is on the gum
My Bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble with my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship,the battle ship
I hope they dont shoot the cannon in my bum
shoot poo all over the place
and thats not very fun,when they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things,its fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog,My Bum is on the Cat,My bum is on the phone
My BUm is all alone

THe Rail is all alone
the man is all alone
the swedish is all alone
my bum is all alone
1,2,3,4,my bum is all alone(my bum is all alone 11 more times)
get the poo off my bum,i need the poo off my bum,i gotta get the poo
off my bum, No I wanna hear the cannon,let me hear the cannon,no no
no no not the loon, bum is alone,bum is alone,bum is alone,bum is
alone,I wanna hear the cannon,I wanna hear the cannon not the loon,
yea the cannon,now get the poo off my bum, I want the poo poo off
my bum bum,can i hear the loon?

My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
I'd shoot poo all over the place!
POO POO!!

Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
it's fun for everyone

My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone...

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum is all alone....

1, 2, 3, 4
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
Get the poo off my bum!
I need the poo off the bum!
I've got to get the poo off my bum (poopoo)
I want to hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
No, let me hear the cannon! (Loon in the background)
NO NO NO, no, not the loon!
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON!
I WANNA HEAR THE CANNON NOT THE LOON!
(Cannon Explodes)
Yeah! The cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum!
I want the poo-poo off my bum bum...
...can I hear the loon again, too...?