Tom Green - Write Rhymes And Act Like An Asshole Lyrics

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I like gasoline, don't like electric
Wanna go fast, you'll need fuel injection
I know people talk about us on protection
You think I give a damn when I can't get an erection
Like wearing fur, like eating beef, like eating fish, fuck the coral reef.
Fuck the police, I like getting payed. I like shoplifting, like getting laid.
Like stealing liqour from a neighbours cabinet. I like getting drunk.
Smoking cigarrettes. I like freakin out causing a scene. 
I like acting out, like being green.  I like not knowing where
I'm 'sposed to be. I like sneaking in to avoid the fiend. 
I like being young, fuck being old. 
I like writing rhymes and acting like an asshole

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I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole

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Alright, I go to fat burger, then I come back.
Sometimes I rhyme slow, but never rhyme whack.
And Jeremy Clyde likes bitches and sake. 
Like to keep drinking until I feel crappy. 
Like skateboarding even though I'm old.
I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole

I like hiding in the plants in the shopping malls
I like making deals like Mighty Hall.
I like taking a walk with my dogs.
I like checking the bitches and even the dogs.
I like the flintstones, living in bedrock.
I went to Portland, I saw a sasquatch.
Lookin at my Gucci, it's a fake watch.
Hey Kobe, she should've said stop.
I like being dope and not a sucker.
I like George Bush blowing up the motherfuckers.
I like bottlerockets, like fire crackers.
Like chicken fingers, I like Big Mackers.
Like running my mouth and talk a lot of shit.
And if you don't like it, bum-bum is no your lips.
I like selling out and taking all the cash. 
And drive a sports car real fucking fast.
I'm getting sucked into a black hole.
I like writing rhymes and acting like an asshole.

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I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole
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I like kids in Kansas, playing with stun guns. 
Like MTV, playing my re-runs.
Like finding money in the taxicab.
I like kicking cancer in the motherfucking ass.
I like people getting famous over them in getting bent.
Cameron Diaz, acting like she's president.
Walking around, acting all sweet. 
But she won't sign an autograph for kids on the street. (Hah)
I like watching EZ-Mike make beats.
I like dropping rhymes and making people freak.
I like cuping the Mike in my right palm.
I like watching other peoples move his 
behind.
I like talking with my mom on the phone.
My dad only talks when she's not home.
I like eating chinese food with a fork.
I like to write rhymes and act like a dork. (Hah)

I like, I like
I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole

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lyrics submitted by Patrik Hyllgren on 22-04-2006
lyrics corrected by Patrik Hyllgren on 21-04-2007