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Rhythm 8.8
Melody 8.8
Instruments 8.5
Lyrics 9.5
Vocal 10.0
This song has been reviewed 8 times. Overall score for this song, 9.1.
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Tool - Die Eier Von Satan Lyrics

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TitleDie Eier Von Satan
ArtistTool
AlbumAenima (1996) , Track 10
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Song lyrics
Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein viertel Teelöffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
und KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
und Keine Eier ..

(in english) THE EGGS OF SATAN

Half a cup of dust sugar
One quarter teaspoon of salt
One pinch Turkish hashish
One half pound of butter
One teaspoon of vanilla sugar
One half pound of flour
150 gram ground nuts
A little extra dust sugar
... and no eggs

Into a bowl give
Butters stir in
Ground nuts admit and
Knead the dough 

Eye Ball size piece of the dough molds
In the dust sugar rolls and
Say the magic word
Abracadabra

On a greased griddle puts and
With two hundred degrees bake for fifteen minutes
and NO EGGS

With two hundred degrees bake for fifteen minutes
and no eggs..

(in accurate english) 

The Eggs of Satan

Half a cup of powdered sugar
One quarter teaspoon of salt
One pinch Turkish hashish
One half pound of butter
One teaspoon of vanilla sugar
One half pound of flour
150 grams ground nuts
A little extra powdered sugar
... and no eggs

Place in a bowl
Stir in butters
Mix in ground nuts and
Knead the dough 

Mold into Eye Ball sized balls
Roll in the powdered sugar and
Say the magic word
Abracadabra

Put on a greased griddle and
Bake for fifteen minutes at two hundred degrees
and NO EGGS

Bake for fifteen minutes at two hundred degrees
and no eggs..
lyrics submitted by Cal
lyrics corrected by Clay




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26-08-2004 03:02the_BurnInAtOR is offline the_BurnInAtOR 

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gwahaahahaha...
01-09-2004 02:33kevmanz28 is offline kevmanz28 

37 posts
have any of you actually taken the time to make these cookies? they sound good.
19-11-2004 01:19AperfectTool3 is offline AperfectTool3 

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There not cookies dumbass! one knifetip of turkish hashish -weed browines!!! I love the German who wouldve known its a recipe lol
03-12-2004 23:08sinstress is offline sinstress 

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This song makes me laugh so hard when I hear it. It never gets old. Good shit.
27-02-2005 00:32I_own_your_soul is offline I_own_your_soul 

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Double devilhorned salute to Tool, And the genius, Maynard...BTW, the Magic Words are:
"Sim sala bim bamba sala do saladim"
16-06-2005 01:04uberchink is offline uberchink 

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what does the title translate to?
24-08-2005 13:24Metal_Knight is offline Metal_Knight 

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It sounds kinda nazi the whole song lol especially when he sez "und keine eier!!" almost at the end of the song and u can hear the crowd cheering (dont know if it's a live version or the original one). lol totaly nazi... but it's all about weed cookies lol very nice song!
01-12-2005 15:00MCR4ever72 is offline MCR4ever72 

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i love this song. its like a deep underground cooking show! the eggs of satin..who would ever think of such a thing. im going to go learn german becuase of this song!
13-03-2006 17:33Ronaldus is offline Ronaldus 

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The inside joke is that the title refers to Satan's balls (or nuts, if you prefer). You have to make the weedballs as big as eyes, according to the lyrics . So that's why you don't need eggs. It isn't about eggs at all!
30-03-2006 09:20metallicamania is offline metallicamania 

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Metal Knight, its idiots like you that give bands like Rammstein and other german bands bad names becuase you think it "sounds" Nazi. Why? because its in german? Thats just sheer ignorance, if it has nothing to do with race or religion how can it sound Nazi??? Anyways i like this skit/song, its a good touch to their kick ass album
23-06-2006 15:49clown_shoes is offline clown_shoes 

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I AGREE WITH METALLICAMANIA, THAT GUY IS A TOTAL QUEER AND YOU CANT JUGDE A BAND TO BE NAZI JUST BACAUSE OF THE LANGUAGE THEY ARE USING IN A SONG. QUALITY SONG AND I WOULDN' RECOMMEND TRYING THESE COS THEY AREN'T VERY NICE.
22-07-2006 17:36LieToMe is offline LieToMe 

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heheh.. that's silly. german doesn't sound nazi at all... you guys aren't nice. ;p
if I speak in german, will I sound nazi-ish to you? even if I'm saying something like "I like chocolate pudding"???...

heheh... I love this song. :]
02-02-2007 02:29Bigandshiny is offline Bigandshiny 

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This song is hilarious! You think that the guy is talking about something violent or satanic, but it's just directions for making cookies! Only from Tool folks, ya can't make this stuff up!
22-03-2007 18:04brucelee5691 is offline brucelee5691 

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Haha!
Yeah, everybody talks about Nazis when they someone saying something in German.
But what can you expect when some crazy Austrian is kinda overtaking Germany with his crazy ideas and killing a few million people...

For all who can speak German:
Deutschland ist das geilste Land der Welt. Unglücklicherweise gibt es in Deutschland kaum gute Bands. Tokio Hotel, LaFee und der ganze andere Mainstream-Mist sind einfach unglaublich schlecht. Ich kapier nich, wie man sich so einen schrott anhören kann...
Naja, man muss sich halt in anderen Ländern umsehen. Und Tool ist für mich aufgrund dieses Songs eine der besten deutschsprachigen Bands
21-04-2007 23:18KidIcarus is offline KidIcarus 

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I'm sure if you weren't all retarded you would know what he meant by "it sounds nazi".
It has nothing to do with being sung in German.
Listen to the music, the way he says the words, and the crowd cheering. It's meant to sound "nazi".


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