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Tool - Hooker With A Penis Lyrics

Song details
TitleHooker With A Penis
ArtistTool
AlbumAenima [1996], Track 7
GenreAlternative, Metal, Rock
Duration00:04:38
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Song lyrics
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501's, and a
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
After '92,
From The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.
submitted by APC
corrected by Bryan
written by Carey, Daniel / Jones, Adam / Chancellor, Justin / Keenan, Maynard James
copyright with Lyrics © Emi Music Publishing

18 comments 

 Song comments
0 likes - like | 11-11-2011 14:39 kouta55 
kouta55
 
188 posts
i think its tittled like that coz hooker with a penis can fuck you back like he fucked that boy back... or something
0 likes - like | 30-04-2010 01:14 boomsmack 
boomsmack
 
1 posts
excellent song, and i am grateful for that douche in the 501's for the inspiration!
0 likes - like | 23-02-2007 06:18 Spikezilla 
Spikezilla
 
14 posts
Tool is amazing
this song is amazing.
Enough said
0 likes - like | 12-10-2005 03:38 Wraith_2005 
Wraith_2005
 
77 posts
HAHA! awesome song...Yea, I bought a record, and unlike that dumbass kid being sung about, I'm greatful for this artists lyrics.

0 likes - like | 16-08-2005 06:06 dudekrulz 
dudekrulz
 
3,618 posts
Totally awesome song.

We can priase Tool
0 likes - like | 15-07-2005 15:59 TheBubbleBoy 
TheBubbleBoy
 
4 posts
Loved it, finally a kick in the ass to all those people who accuse each and every single band who doesnt give away her albums as "Sell-outs"
ugh, hate those
0 likes - like | 21-06-2005 05:08 Arizona13ay 
Arizona13ay
 
147 posts
Good Song Almost Makes Me Feel Guilty About Downloading Music.



0 likes - like | 16-05-2005 03:07 lil_ROCkeR666 
lil_ROCkeR666
 
19 posts
TOOL IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL!
I love it how they put everyting together so well, with it sounding so great!
Bow down for Tool
Great job!
0 likes - like | 28-03-2005 01:52 Severon 
Severon
 
72 posts
Tool's not making fun of their fans, they're expressing their anger to everyone who doesn't know what 'selling out' is.

Maynard must have been extremely angry when he wrote this, 'cause you can hear him whispering things throughout the song, especially around 1:42.
0 likes - like | 01-12-2004 03:13 fjaks 
fjaks
 
13 posts
OGT is Original Gangster Tool...The song is basically making fun of Tool's own fans...Quite humorous.
0 likes - like | 19-11-2004 01:16 AperfectTool3 
AperfectTool3
 
22 posts
before you point your finger you should know that im the man! Ha Maynard ahs a weird way of being funny. So you can point that fucking finger up your ass!!!!!!!!!
0 likes - like | 19-10-2004 10:54 emophunk 
emophunk
 
1 posts
wtf's an OGT?
0 likes - like | 08-10-2004 15:20 DisturbdCreacke 
DisturbdCreacke
 
112 posts
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Funny name...great fricken song
0 likes - like | 22-09-2004 23:32 fckthesystem13 
fckthesystem13
 
231 posts
BEST F'IN SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 likes - like | 13-08-2004 20:35 the_BurnInAtOR 
the_BurnInAtOR
 
3,204 posts
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name....

I fuckin love that...

0 likes - like | 10-08-2004 19:02 kevmanz28 
kevmanz28
 
37 posts
i never really payed attention to this song but i just listend to it again and now i cant stop listening to it. GREAT SONG
0 likes - like | 09-08-2004 23:42 court_lew_0216 
court_lew_0216
 
509 posts
agreed, itz great ; tool ish da best
0 likes - like | 09-08-2004 09:01 AstridSteele 
AstridSteele
 
17 posts
How come no one else has commented on this song? It's so great. HILARIOUS. AWESOME. PERFECT.