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"Hooker With A Penis" Lyrics

Album:
Aenima [1996] track 7
Genre:Alternative, Metal, Rock
Duration:00:04:35
Rank:4,215 (+5,103) history »
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I met a boy wearing Vans, 501's, and a
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
After '92,
From The first EP.

And in between
Sips of Coke
He told me that
He thought
We were sellin' out,
Layin' down,
Suckin' up
To the man.

Well now I've got some
A-dvice for you, little buddy.
Before you point the finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

And if I'm the man,

Then you're the man, and
He's the man as well so you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

So I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy.
Before you point your finger
You should know that
I'm the man,

If I'm the fuckin' man
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb fuck.
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip shit,
And you bought one.

All you read and
Wear or see and
Hear on TV
Is a product
Begging for your
Fatass dirty
Dollar

So...Shut up and

Buy my new record
Send more money
Fuck you, buddy.
  • submitted by APC
  • corrected by Bryan
  • written by Carey, Daniel / Jones, Adam / Chancellor, Justin / Keenan, Maynard James
  • copyright with Lyrics © Emi Music Publishing

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     kouta55 says:
    Like 011-11-2011 14:39
     
    i think its tittled like that coz hooker with a penis can fuck you back like he fucked that boy back... or something
     boomsmack says:
    Like 030-04-2010 01:14
     
    excellent song, and i am grateful for that douche in the 501's for the inspiration!
     Spikezilla says:
    Like 023-02-2007 06:18
     
    Tool is amazing
    this song is amazing.
    Enough said
     Wraith_2005 says:
    Like 012-10-2005 03:38
     
    HAHA! awesome song...Yea, I bought a record, and unlike that dumbass kid being sung about, I'm greatful for this artists lyrics.

     dudekrulz says:
    Like 016-08-2005 06:06
     
    Totally awesome song.

    We can priase Tool
     TheBubbleBoy says:
    Like 015-07-2005 15:59
     
    Loved it, finally a kick in the ass to all those people who accuse each and every single band who doesnt give away her albums as "Sell-outs"
    ugh, hate those
     Arizona13ay says:
    Like 021-06-2005 05:08
     
    Good Song Almost Makes Me Feel Guilty About Downloading Music.



    Like 016-05-2005 03:07
     
    TOOL IS GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL!
    I love it how they put everyting together so well, with it sounding so great!
    Bow down for Tool
    Great job!
     Severon says:
    Like 028-03-2005 01:52
     
    Tool's not making fun of their fans, they're expressing their anger to everyone who doesn't know what 'selling out' is.

    Maynard must have been extremely angry when he wrote this, 'cause you can hear him whispering things throughout the song, especially around 1:42.
     fjaks says:
    Like 001-12-2004 03:13
     
    OGT is Original Gangster Tool...The song is basically making fun of Tool's own fans...Quite humorous.
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