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| Rhythm |  10.0 |
| Melody | 10.0 |
| Instruments |  9.3 |
| Lyrics | 10.0 |
| Vocal | 9.7 |
| This song has been reviewed 6 times. Overall score for this song, 9.8. |
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Tool - Maynard's Dick Lyrics
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It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
It's just a place that feels right with him
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick (oh yeah)
There's a shyness found in reason
Apprehensive influence swallow away
You seem to feel abysmal, take it
then you're careful grace for sure
Kinda like the way you're breathing
Kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Climb a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick
Maynard's dick (yeah...)
Take you out in back of the toolshed
Lay it right on top of your forehead
Take you out in back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin' with... Maynard's dick!
Maynard's dick!
Maynard's dick!
Maynard's dick (yeah ye-yeah)
[indiscriminate bodily noises]
 lyrics submitted by JESKA lyrics corrected by yo on 30-07-2009 |
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13-08-2004 20:36 the_BurnInAtOR | 
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lol damn I wanna see what was said about this?
This song is awsome... gwaaha | | 27-10-2004 04:08 the_BurnInAtOR |
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| This song wins. Again. | | 13-11-2004 18:05 gZatan |
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The best pop song in the world, probably the only thing which would go anywhere near that genre by Tool... | | 27-02-2005 00:45 I_own_your_soul |
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| Honastally, never heard the song, never heard the song title...but I'm still laughing at the fucking lyrics..."Took you back to the toolshed...Placed it right on your forehead?"oh goddamn!!!  | | 02-03-2005 00:00 the_BurnInAtOR |
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| Wow, looks like im back again to state just how awsome this song is. | | 06-04-2005 04:01 Taisiat |
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"Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick"
Mmm.. I want to.. Maynard is so lovely. He's hot naturally, but I love that reddybrown wig he has. Oh! Kill me! He's so beautiful! 
By the way, Green Day copied the beginning. The guitar at the start of Boulevard Of Broken Dreams is the same as the start of this song. Only Green Day moved it one fret up.  | | 06-08-2005 20:51 Metal_God |
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I think it's just a coincidence, but you're right. It is the same. What would Green Day be doing listening to Tool? Especially this song. Because it is soooo awesome! | | 15-10-2005 06:13 Kochipahk |
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The chord progression used for this song is very common. You can find it all over the place. I know there was a mash-up made of Green Day's Boulevard of Broken Dreams with one of Oasis's songs doing the acousic part. The acoustic normally within the track were basically replaced by Oasis.
Anyway, this song is kinda cool. 5/5 | | 13-02-2008 21:42 lalalandholly |
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| i honestly havent heard this song so when i come across these lyrics, i thought it was a joke. so i checked the reeiws to see, and i guess it wasnt.
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