Weezer - Troublemaker Lyrics

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Put me in a special school
'Cause I am such a fool
And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read
Who needs stupid books?
They are for petty crooks
And I will learn by studyin' the lessons in my dreams

So turn off the TV
'Cause that's what others see
And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream
They only sicken me
Don't let me play football
I'll sack the quarterback and jack a brother of the ball

I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin' things my own way
And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I picked up a guitar
What does it signify?
I'm gonna play some heavy-metal riffs and you will die
You wanted arts and crafts
How's this for arts and crafts?
Wa-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh (That's right)

I'm growin' out my hair
I'm movin' out to Cherokee
I'm gonna be a rock star and you will go to bed with me
'Cause I can't work a job
Like any other slob
Punchin' in and punchin' out and suckin' up to Bob

Marryin' a beyotch
Havin' seven kids
Givin' up and growin' old and hopin' there's a God

I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doin' things my own way
And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

I'm gonna be a star
And people will crane necks
To get a glimpse of me and see if I am havin' sex
And studyin' my moves
To try to understand
Why I am so unlike the singers in the other bands

I'm such a mystery
As anyone can see
There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me
And when it's party time
Like 1999
I'll party by myself because I'm such a special guy

I'm a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way
And never giving up
I'm a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

Keep it on the up
I'm a troublemaker
Keep it on the up
I'm a troublemaker
Keep it on the up
I'm a troublemaker
Keep it on the up
I'm a troublemaker
Never givin' up

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lyrics submitted on 06-06-2008