Weird Al Yankovic - White & Nerdy Lyrics

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[Chorus]:
They see me mowin', my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna roll with, the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Really really White N' Nerdy

[Verse 1]:
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills I'm a champion of D.N.D.
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40 Out
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
A pascal I'm number one
I do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
And here's the part I sing on

[Chorus]:
They see me roll on, my segway
I know in my heart they think I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I'd like to roll with, the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
How'd I get so White N' Nerdy?

[Verse 2]:
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored 
Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop! Hope no one sees me, getting freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my underwear

[Chorus]:
They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
All because I'm White N' Nerdy
Holy cow, I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna bowl with, the gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Look at me, I'm White N' Nerdy!

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lyrics submitted by PinkFloyd on 30-10-2006
lyrics corrected by Christina on 13-08-2009