Wombats, The - My First Wedding Lyrics

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This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last 
Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past 
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie 
I'm tactically positioned 
Yeah because the bar is near and the champagne's for free 

Oooh oooh ooh ooh 

This is my first wedding and I hope it passes quick, 
If I’ve got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick? 
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love 
Because she's my heartless bitch that I just can't seem to get enough of 

Oooh oooh ooh ooh 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 
She'll steal your mind first then your car 
she’s not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start 

Just one more single malt then it’s off to bed for me 
My head is spinning round and my legs are break-dancing (HE'S PISSED!) 
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink 
I can't remember exactly what I said 
but I remember being chased up the street! 

Oooh oooh ooh ooh 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 
She'll steal your mind first then your car 
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 
Blame it on an evil twist of fate, that she created from the start 

She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful! 

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lyrics submitted by dan182 on 20-01-2008